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kbishop:

#I hope they feel like Italian today

You know the best thing about the internet is when you do time jokes like this, in any medium, there will be at least one person on the internet somewhere who will just remember that joke until they can make it go full circle no matter how long it takes

marinella-ela:

stjohnstarling:

stjohnstarling:

Holy shit I think I just cracked the code of why people think you can’t sell things on Tumblr 😭

I was reading one of the Substacks I subscribe to, talking about how they promote their publication and their various sources of traffic, when I came across this paragraph:

Now I happen to also run a fairly popular Substack (about gay vampires). One whose readers are almost entirely Tumblr users. And Tumblr clicks have just never shown up in my stats, I’m used to it. Naturally I had to comment:

It’s not just Substack’s tracking that doesn’t work on here. NO tracking works on here. Tumblr is just one of the last platforms left that completely obscures its users’ data!

That’s why there’s this persistent myth that you can’t advertise on Tumblr. It’s not that you can’t sell things here, it’s that you can’t use the invasive methods that are standard everywhere else.

bigandgreedy:

I’m less of a, bash my head against a wall, person and more of a, run into inflatable walls only to be thrown back on repeat, kind of a person

poisoned-sugar11:

anceh-atsiome:

hummerous:

before the tower of babel there was only one slur: the human slur

It’s him, the One Slur

Image id: a picture of the onceler. End id.

poisoned-sugar11:

anceh-atsiome:

hummerous:

before the tower of babel there was only one slur: the human slur

It’s him, the One Slur

Image id: a picture of the onceler. End id.

nikkoliferous:

yall-need-pizza:

this-account-is-a-mistake:

kraetys:

bprinny:

funkylittlegoblin:

kisstheshow:

careful-crow:

thewitchway:

nakedinasnowsuit:

santmagdalene:

The first funny bitch was Cain, who straight up lied to God after killing his brother.

God: where’s Abel?

Cain: fuck if I know??? I’m not in charge of him

It is TRAGIC that you can’t read this in the original Hebrew.

God:  Where’s the Sheepkeeper?

Cain: Do I LOOK like a Brotherkeeper? 

God: hey where’s Abel???

Cain:

He killed his yonger brother in cold blood because he was jealous of him. There is in no way anything funny about this. No hesitation just poped a rock over his turned head, droped his body over the edged and tried to lie to god about what he did. FUCK YALL CRAZIES!!!

oh are those the receipts, Cain is problematic now?

Cainceled 

This post gets worse every reblog

yet im not Abel to scroll past

This post hit me like a rock to the head

This is the quality content that keeps me on Tumblr

kayray-art:

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